...Moje cjejeno ime je Nika, btw grčka bozica pobjede...
...Prezime vam neću reći=)...
...Datum rođenja: 29.4.1993, da se niste usudili ne čestitati mi rođendan!...
...Idem u 7.b...
...Nadimak mi je Dee dee (ona mala glupača iz Dexterovog laboratorija) i Nikipsilon (tak me zove samo Jakov)...
...Naj frendovi: ma svi su zakon, predobri ljudeki=)...
...Naj frendice: Sara, Tara, Mateja, Lea, Karla, Ema...
...Naj pjevač: Axl...
...Naj pjevačica: Pink...
...Naj grupa: Simple plan, Gunsi, Evanescence=)...
...Volim: Obitelj, frendove, šoping, muziku...
...Ne volim: Dvolične, prepotentne ljude, lazljivce, ŠKOLU!
...Horoskop: Bik...
...Kučni ljebimci: Mačke, zec...
...Moze se i sestra ubrojiti među njih...
...To je sve...
...Bez spamova...
...Inače vas prijevljujem...
...Tek toliko da znate...
...Pusa!...
A - Alan, my father
B - Biljana, my mother
C - cerenje. Stalno se cerim:)
D - Dino, moj bratić, preslatki je;)
E - Eleanor, super pjesma!
F - Fergie, pjevačica za 5!
G - Glazba, bez nje nema zivota...
H - Hrvatska, zemlja moja...
I - Ilica, naj ulica za shopping!
J - jagode, mmmm!
K - kremšnite, a ko ih ne voli???
L - Iliti LJ. Ljubav. Bez toga ne mogu zamisliti svoj zivoit...
M - mamica
N - NIKA!
O - odmor, najbolji dio nastave!
P - prazno, ne pada mi nikaj napamet!
R - rasizam. Mrzim ljude koji su rasisti!
S - sranje...hehe...komentar suvišan!
T - toooooo!
U - Una, seka moja mala:)
V - moje prezime počinje tim slovom...
Z - zadnje slovo moje aBeCeDe!
Ajde, idite dalje, ima josh toga...
Muzika i riječi nekih super pjesama!
Ugly girl! Super pjesma,sorry svi ljubitelji Barbika (ako takvi još uopće postoje...LoL!)
[Ken]
Wanna go for a ride?
[Barbie]
Sure, Ken!
[Ken]
Well, forget it!
[Barbie]
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should fag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me
[Barbie]
I'm a bland homley girl
All alone in the world
I'm as flat as a board
Thin and lanky
[Ken]
You're a dog, and a troll
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near you
'Cause your breath is stinky
[Barbie]
Don't get touched
I'm afraid
'Cause guys say
I'm an eye sore
I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurl
Sad I have it, I should fag it
Acne everywhere, unwanted facial hair
I'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation
[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me
[Barbie]
Boo hoo, hoo, yeah
[Ken]
You're so ugly
You disgust me
[Barbie]
Ooo, ooo
Oh, let's go out and have some fun!
[Ken]
I'm sorry,but your too damn ugly
(Barbie)
Oh screw you Ken!
Evanescence
Bring me to life (wake up!)
How can you see into my eyes like open doors
Leading you down into my core where I've become so numb
Without a soul (without)
My spirit sleeping somewhere cold
Until you find it there and lead it back....home
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I Can't Wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Now that I know what I'm without
You can't just leave me
Breathe into me and make me real
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I Can't Wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie,there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life
Frozen inside without your touch,
Without your love,darling
Only you are the life among the dead
In
(All this time I can't believe I couldn't see)
(Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me)
I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems
Got to open my eyes to everything
(Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul)
Don't let me die here
(There must be something more!)
Bring me to life
(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I Can't Wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
Call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
Bid my blood to run
(I can't wake up)
Before I come undone
(Save me)
Save me from the nothing I've become
Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside!)
Bring me to life.
Slikice i još mnogo toga...
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside!)
Bring me to life.
Talk to me softly
There is something in your eyes
Don't hang your head in sorrow
And please don't cry
I know how you feel inside I've
I've been there before
Somethin is changin' inside you
And don't you know
Don't you cry tonight
I still love you baby
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
Give me a whisper
And give me a sigh
Give me a kiss before you
tell me goodbye
Don't you take it so hard now
And please don't take it so bad
I'll still be thinkin' of you
And the times we had...baby
And don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
Don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry tonight
And please remember that I never lied
And please remember
how I felt inside now honey
You gotta make it your own way
But you'll be alright now sugar
You'll feel better tomorrow
Come the morning light now baby
And don't you cry tonight
And don't you cry tonight
And don't you cry tonight
There's a heaven above you baby
And don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry tonight
Baby maybe someday
Don't you cry
Don't you ever cry
Don't you cry
Tonight
Evo sad su na redu slike s diddlićima, najslađim mišićima na svijetu!
Josh malo stvarčica... Umrijet ćete od smijeha!
GUNS N´ROSES MOLITVA:
U ime Axla, Slasha i Duffa svetoga,
Oče naš koji jesi na nebesima sveti se ime GUNSA,
sjedini ih kraljevstvo Tvoje, budi volja fanova,
kako bijaše 90.-ih tako i sada i vazda u vijeke vjekova.
Guns-n-Roses 4ever.
U ime Axla, Slasha i Duffa svetoga.
POMISLI NA NEKOG DEČKA I POGLEDAJ NA SAT
00:00 - želi te puno
01:01 - hoće spavati s tobom
02:02 - nikada te neće zaboraviti
03:03 - misli na tebe
04:04 - zaljubio se u tebe na prvi pogled
05:05 - igra se stobom
06:06 - voli tvoj osmijeh
07:07 - hoće ti nešto reći a nemože
08:08 - zaljubljen je
09:09 - želi ti biti dečko
10:10 - voli tvoju kosu
11:11 - danas ti je sretan dan
12:12 - vratit ćeš se staroj ljubavi
13:13 - pati zbog tebe
14:14 - čeka te
15:15 - ljubomoran je
16:16 - nisi ga dostojna
17:17 - patit ćeš
18:18 - voli tvoje oči
19:19 - nešto krije
20:20 - uvijek će te spominjati
21:21 - opasnost
22:22 - sutra ćeš biti sretna
23:23 - hoće te u krevetu
Kako naživcirati starce:
1. pratite ih svugdje po kući
2. zamucite svaki put kada izgovore vaše ime
3. pravite se da imate amneziju
4. pričajte unatrag
5. zabijajte se u zidove
6. kažite im da se nošenje odjece protivi vašoj vjeri
7. upadnite im u sobu u 4 ujutro i kažite „dobro jutro, sunašce!“
8. zarokčite svaki put kad se smijete, a onda se nasmijte još jače
9. govorite sve riječi iz filma
10. išcupajte im pramen kose i zavičite „DNA!!!!“
11. nosite naljepnicu “I'm a retard!“
12. pričajte s olovkom
13. imajte 20 zamišljenih prijatelja i pričajte s njima CIJELO vrijeme
14. pokušavajte se popeti na zidove
15. vičite u javnosti „ne mama, neću te poljubiti“
16. zabijte si kolce u nos i oči
17. neko vrijeme palite i gasite svijetlo, a onda kažite „aha....sad kužim!“
18. jedite kosu
19. primite ih za ruku i prošapčite „I see dead people!“
20. dok se tuširate ili kupate, vičite „davim se!!!“
21. na sve što vam kažu, uzvratite „lažljivče“
22. pravite se da ste telefon
23. pokušavajte plivati po podu
24. kucajte im na vrata cijele noci
25. kada kažu riječ iz pjesme koju znate, počnite je pjevati...
Kako ubiti dosadu u liftu:
1. Kada je pored tebe samo jedna osoba, lupni je po leđima pa se pravi da nisi ti.
2. Pritisni gumb i pravi se da te udarila struja.
3. Zadrži vrata otvorena i reci da čekaš prijatelja. Par sekundi kasnije zatvori vrata (praveći se da je netko ušao) i kaži: "E,di si buraz, šta ima..."
4. Ponesi foto-aparat i slikaj sve prisutne.
5. Pravi se da si steward. Prisutnima objasni postupak u slučaju opasnosti i na kraju im poželi sretan put.
6. Kad se vrata zatvore kaži prisutnima: "Bez panike, opet će se otvoriti."
7. Lupaj glavom o zid i viči: "Umuknite svi! Ušutite već jednom!"
8. Simuliraj zvukove eksplozije svaki put kad netko pritisne gumb.
9. Cerekaj se i bulji u nekog putnika,a onda mu debilnim glasom kaži: "Imam nove čarapeeee..."
10. Imitiraj zvukove Formule 1 kad god netko uđe u lift.
11. Ispuši nos i pokaži sadržaj svoje maramice ostalim putnicima.
12. Zviždući prvu strofu "Lijepe naše", neprestano.
13. Nasloni se na nekog i šapni mu: "Dolazi policija!"
14. Namršti se i mumljaj: "Moram u WC, moram u WC", a onda uzdahni i reci: "ups!"
15. Vikni:"Čuvaaaaj!" svaki put kad lift krene prema dole.
16. Zaderi se:"Ding!" kad god lift stane na nekom katu.
17. Ako se netko očeše o tebe, lupi ga po ruci i reci: "šuga!"
18. Skidaj rukom nevidljive bube sa sebe i vrisni: "Aaaa! Skinite ih s mene!"
19. Sumnjičavo onjuši osobu do sebe, napravi zgađenu facu i pomakni se.
20. Kad lift krene prema gore, počni skakati i jako lupaj nogama o pod, uzvikujući: "Dolje, rekao sam dolje!"
21. Cerekaj se histerično desetak sekundi, prestani i onda se zagledaj u ostale kao da su nenormalni.
Strane riječi..
AeroBik-bik koji leti
AloJa-kreten koji sam sebe zove na telefon
BerMuda-medvjeđa jaja
BezBolan-zabranjeno govoriti bosanskim naglaskom
ČizMica-mala mačka koja jede sir
FukAra-seksualno ugrožena papiga
GoriLa-Los Angeles u plamenu
HerPes-gospodin pas
KaBul-Dalmatinac koji sliči na bika
LiceMjeri-estetski kirurzi
NeMati-otac
PigMent-svinja s okusom mentola
RepaTica-ptica koja pjeva Eminema
SomaLija-tisuću lisica
TriJumf-tri djevice
UstaNova-plastična operacija usana
BLENTRAVI VICEVI
1.Čovjek bez religije je kako riba bez bicikla
2.Zašto je Bog stvorio muškarca? Nije imo dovoljno dlaka da stvori majmuna
3.Da mi je muška pamet, pa da se malo odmorim
4.Ako je abortus ubojstvo, onda je drkanje genocid.
5.ja+ja=jaja
6.Jebite se neutralno-sa strane
7.Sex ubija-umri sretan!
8.Poljubac je kao pitanje kojima na 2.katu pitaš jel u prizmelju slobodno
9.Obično spavam kao jabuka-s peteljkom na gore
10.Pepeljuga se udala radi love, a Snjeguljica je kurva
11.Proguto sam tavu! Tko ne vjeruje nek' opipa držak
12.Jebi si mater i budi si brat
13.Kad javna kuća časti, gosti NAJEBU!
14.Kad u krevetu upotrebljavate pero, to je sexy.Perverzno je kad upotrijebite
cijelu kokoš
15.Ljepota je površna, ružnoća prodire do kostiju
16.Stidne dlačice su kovrčave da ne bi bole u oči
17.Razlika između muškarca i hladnjaka je u tome što hladnjak ima više pregrada za jaja
18.Mom mužu ne fali daska u glavi, već čitava drvna industrija
19.Vodite ljubav, a ne rat - od ženskih sisa još niko nije poginuo
20.Škola je jedina ustanova u kojoj životinje muče ljude
21.WC je najstrašnije mjesto na svijetu, tamo su se i najhrabriji usrali
22.Zaštp onaj koji hrče uvijek prvi zaspi??
23.Prijatelj služi da kada ti je loš dan, odeš i pokvariš i njegov dan!
24.Lopovi, ne kradite! Država ne voli konkurenciju
25.Bolje škemba od pijače, nego grba od štihače
26.Bolje tenis na posteru, nego penis u tosteru
27.Ne bacajte opuške u školjke, ne pišamo ni mi vama u pepeljare
28.Prošle noći sam sanjao da sam pojeo golemu krafnu, a kad sam se jutros probudio nisam mogo nać jastuk
29.Za lijepe pankerske zube grickajte burek s petardama
30.Životna ironija je kad ti cijeli život sole pamet, a ti umreš od šećera!
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see you, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
[Hook]
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me
[Hook]
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)
[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
[ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy
[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie
[Fergie]
***
All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz' they say she
[Hook]
Delicious (So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that shit is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)
[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....
AKON LYRICS
Lonely
Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely,
Yo this one here goes out to all my playas out there ya kno got that one good girl whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave
I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my girl wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my girl left me, my whole life came crashin
I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Cant belive I hadda girl like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good girl and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl
Been all about the world ain't neva met a girl that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely
So lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll
Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing girl and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)
I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll
Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely
I jedan vic:
Vratila se naša repka doma nakon neuspjeha u Njemačkoj...I tako ti mladi Kranjčar od stida i srama ne smije više izaći iz kuće..I što će i kako će preruši se on u starog djeda, uzme periku, štap i izađe na ulicu.
Šeta se on tako kad odjednom jedna stara baka mu reče: "Gdje si Niko Kranjčaru?" A ovaj pobjegne nazad ne vjerujući kako je bio prepoznat. Sljedeći dan se naš Niko preruši u pankera, pofarba kosu, stavi brdo naušnica i izađe van. Kad opet ona ista starica opet na njega: "Gdje si Kranjčaru?"
Ovaj opet nazad pobjegne. Treći dan se mladi Kranjčar preruši u bakicu, ma sto posto kao baka od 90 godina, stavi košaricu u ruku i krene u grad. Nije prošlo ni pola sata od šetnje kad evo ti opet one bakice: "Gdje si Kranjčaru?" Ovome više dozlogrdilo, te priđe bakici i upita je: "Slušaj ti bako odakle ti mene znaš?"
A Bakica mu odgovori: "Pssstttt sinko ja sam Dado Pršo"
subota, 21.04.2007.
Evo me, napravila sam neke dizajne...
Eto, napravila sam i neke dizajne!!! Tko voli, nek izvoli! Primam i naruđbe!
Evo mene ljudi! S novim blogom, naravno! Pa, dragi moji, ja sam vam nakon "kraće" stanke shvatila da mi se zapravo ne da pisati blog...Ali ima vas koji to fakat volite. Pa, rekoh ja, ajde da ja vama lijepo onda radim dizajne, vi mene komentirate, i sve super...Ali, ja ovako dobra, nisam imala srca samo radit dizajne, pa se bacih na bannere i avatare! I eto, opet sve super! Evo vam neki dizajnovi:
